Could Juicing the Banana Stop Parole for OJ?

OJ being poured into a glass. Caption reads, Bet you'll never look at a glass of Orange Juice the same way after reading this. Go on, kill a glass. Make OJ Simpson proud.

Yes, masturbation is not allowed in prison. Affectionately known as “killing,” spanking the monkey, pounding the pud, choking the chicken is a disciplinary violation for inmates. Any infraction resulting in a disciplinary hearing will set a parole hearing back. OJ Read More …